20 Reasons It's Great To Be A Gal
Free drinks.
Free dinners.
Free movies (you get the point).
You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.
You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.
You know the truth about whether size matters.
Speeding ticket? What's that?
New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
You never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned in high school.
If you have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, you're not the devil.
Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.
If you have to be home in time for 90210, you can say so, out loud.
If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.
You can sleep your way to the top.
You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.
Brad Pitt.
You don't have to fart to amuse yourself.